Monday, April 14, 2008

The Sniffer Cell

NTT Communications has developed an aromatherapy system that will soon be linked to cell phones everywhere. They hope.

I think it would be cool if it worked like this:

You want to split with your spouse. So you text him or her a message that includes a scent-mix. The wicked scent soon starts wafting from that poor soul's cell phone. [Remember, I'm using my imagination here.] You could send a bad "It's Over Odor" or the dreaded "Skunk Your Cell Smell."

And then, you could send your new love a sweet scent like "Calling Candy Kisses" or a racy shot of "Pheromone a la Phone."

Your friend would probably love a whiff of "Talk-it Chocolate" or a spicy spritz of "Sendin' Cinnamon." [The spice scents would work especially well in crowded elevators or in the back of a Greyhound bus.]

Yeah, the possibilities would be endless.

I would like to have a mainline ping to the "Million Doller Holla" scent. When somebody invents that, I'll buy it on the spot.

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