Saturday, November 30, 2013

Takin' It To The Toilet

I thought it was just exhaustion. I figured that I was just run down and needed a few
solid "ZZZ's" in a motel.

Then, last night, the first sharp cramps hit my gut.  And the next thing I knew, I felt
like a drainpipe in a waste water treatment plant.

"Oh noooo..." I groaned and wondered if eventually the toilet would take me down,

I have no nausea and I'm thankful that I will not be joining the bathroom barfers brigade.
But I am caught in a diarrhea dilemma with cramps that feel like someone is attacking
my gut with a staple gun.

I'm drinking Sprite and am considering giving up solid food for the next six months.

Yes, my friends, right now in Hood's all about the flush. :p

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