Saturday, November 30, 2013
Takin' It To The Toilet
I thought it was just exhaustion. I figured that I was just run down and needed a few
solid "ZZZ's" in a motel.
Then, last night, the first sharp cramps hit my gut. And the next thing I knew, I felt
like a drainpipe in a waste water treatment plant.
"Oh noooo..." I groaned and wondered if eventually the toilet would take me down,
I have no nausea and I'm thankful that I will not be joining the bathroom barfers brigade.
But I am caught in a diarrhea dilemma with cramps that feel like someone is attacking
my gut with a staple gun.
I'm drinking Sprite and am considering giving up solid food for the next six months.
Yes, my friends, right now in Hood River...it's all about the flush. :p