Sunday, January 10, 2016

The French Vanilla Militia

                               THEY HAVE TRUCKS BUT NO VANILLA CREAMER!

On Saturday, Ammon Bundy's mother, Carol Bundy, sent an email to supporters asking them to send her son's group supplies from a list of more than 80 items, including sleeping bags, wool socks, cigarettes, toiletries, food, coffee and "French Vanilla Creamer."--FOX News

Awwww. Now we have heard another shout out from the shivering "French Vanilla Militia."

The recent events at the "refuge" near Burns, Oregon now prove that horseshit can grow stupidity.



It would be so easy for the protesters/militia/red neck yokel crazies to leave now. And really...
that's what they should do.

And while it is true that their story is still being covered by various news sources...attention is
surely going to wane. That's the nature of the media beast. Journalists don't want the lion to lie
down by the lamb. They want the lamb to sneak up behind the King of Beasts, rip his stomach
open and munch on the big cat's entrails. That would make for a very big headline.

Really...if nothing happens...all of those reporters are going to go away.

Then the "Camo Crazies Club" will be left in their bunkhouse with nothing but the cold wind keep them company. So my question is: Whatcha gonna do when the novelty wears

See, I know what would undo you faster than anything: Being Ignored.

You really can't stand the thought of that, can you?

How will you keep your balance when you are left with no one but each other to look at?

I mean, when you asked for outside backup...who did you expect would show up?

                               " let's get this straight...we don't want any  
                                crappy creamer...we want and demand the VANILLER kind. 
                                Got it? V-A-N-I-L...uh...just git the good stuff from wally
                                world. None of that cheap shit from the damn dollar store!"

People are laughing at you boys. You know that, don't you?

And they are going back to living their own lives by one. Cuz they aren't the ones
looking to get creamed.

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